I was traveling recently.  The pillow and the mattress offered by the hotel was somewhat lacking.  As a result, I was channel surfing the TV at 3 am. 

If you aren't aware of the programming choices at that hour, let me enlighten you.  It seemed that every channel had an infomercial featuring either:

             1. How to make BIG money in real estate.
     or     2. Herbal remedies for clearing one's colon.

It seems that if someone followed the real estate huckster's advice in the last two years, they probably don't need the herbal product today.  Their colon is probably clearing itself..... naturally and often!


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